The Exploding Don Simon

Found a bottle of Don Simon Premium Clementine fruit juice in a crate belonging to a mate earlier. I'm returning said crate in a bit. Did not think anything of taking the top off to empty the bottle before I binned it. BANG! Exploded in my hands, juice everywhere- hands, walls and a lot of me. "Interesting", I thought. Smelt awfull but at some point it may have been a pretty decent fruit punch.
Now off to said mates birtday party. Hopefully a single, good looking lady will want to talk to me. More later...