Racist MoFo's

I left you behind, a stain.
An even bigger pain.
You remind me of cheap champaign.
All bubbles and no substance, like your racist rhetoric.
It's seeping through.
You a dumb ass too.
Clogging up the Arteries of my home-land.
And you introduced a wack boy band.
Flush you out, no doubt.
Leave you at the border.
No phone, all alone!
Flick dirt in your face with my Honda....

Juan the Man

He did it. He got the promotion. Good man! Looking forward to the next few months. Life is gonna be interesting for sure. Met some interesting people. A crazy lady who keeps trying to justify her existence to me.
King at last!

My Soul is For Sale

Soul For Sale! Just hook me up with this bad ass piece of space age tech. I have another soul to throw in to the bargain too. Juan will be cool with it! Once he sees what we get in exchange for something we never really understand or know if its real. Monopoly money, really. Lets not tell that to the Italian Maestros who put crafted this tribute to "motoring definition"! If they want a soul or two, they can have ours...
Sesto Elemento indeed! & the 6th element in the periodic table is Carbon. Yes! A composite of Carbon fibre and some other exotic materials that the wizards at Lamborghini and Boeing conjured up..... £1950000, no paint or dash board by the way and the seats, well they are just a few cushions fastened to the interior of the vehicle. You have to admit thought. It's amazing to look at. I bet it stirs and wakens something in you. Something primal!

I don't think they even offer a stereo on this model. Do you need one, when you can listen to 10 cylinders knocking out a perfect German symphony? And you get to see the engine vibrate, violently in your rear view as you rev the power-plant!

Equipped with a 6-speed semi-automatic transmission with paddle shift and AWD, mated to a 5.2 litre V10 engine, generating 570 HP, weighing a mere 999 KG resulting in a phenomenal power to weight ration only Gods have POSSIBLY realised. It's the lightest car Lamborghini has ever produced.
Lamborghini claims a 0–100 km/h (0–62 mph) acceleration time of just 2.5 seconds. 
THAT'S BETTER THAN A CHEETAH & I LIKE CHEETAHS!