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Sunday, 14 September 2014

Fair Horizons

I am the stone the mason refused.
The visual recalled by the recluse.
The mind the talented chose to plagiarize and abuse..the bullet from your gun.
The choice that can't be undone!

Friday, 15 November 2013

King Again

Juan, after some ordeal has risen to the top once more. Oh yeah baby rake in the cheddar. Make us proud buddy!

Sunday, 8 September 2013

King at Last

Getting there at last. Closer by the day. While they sleep I creep, gaining ground by the week.

Saturday, 24 August 2013

Racist MoFo's

I left you behind, a stain.
An even bigger pain.
You remind me of cheap champaign.
All bubbles and no substance, like your racist rhetoric.
It's seeping through.
You a dumb ass too.
Clogging up the Arteries of my home-land.
And you introduced a wack boy band.
Flush you out, no doubt.
Leave you at the border.
No phone, all alone!

Flick dirt in your face with my Honda....

Friday, 23 August 2013

Juan the Man

He did it. He got the promotion. Good man! Looking forward to the next few months. Life is gonna be interesting for sure. Met some interesting people. A crazy lady who keeps trying to justify her existence to me.
King at last!


Sunday, 11 August 2013

My Soul is For Sale


Soul For Sale! Just hook me up with this bad ass piece of space age tech. I have another soul to throw in to the bargain too. Juan will be cool with it! Once he sees what we get in exchange for something we never really understand or know if its real. Monopoly money, really. Lets not tell that to the Italian Maestros who put crafted this tribute to "motoring definition"! If they want a soul or two, they can have ours...
Sesto Elemento indeed! & the 6th element in the periodic table is Carbon. Yes! A composite of Carbon fibre and some other exotic materials that the wizards at Lamborghini and Boeing conjured up..... £1950000, no paint or dash board by the way and the seats, well they are just a few cushions fastened to the interior of the vehicle. You have to admit thought. It's amazing to look at. I bet it stirs and wakens something in you. Something primal!
I don't think they even offer a stereo on this model. Do you need one, when you can listen to 10 cylinders knocking out a perfect German symphony? And you get to see the engine vibrate, violently in your rear view as you rev the power-plant!
Equipped with a 6-speed semi-automatic transmission with paddle shift and AWD, mated to a 5.2 litre V10 engine, generating 570 HP, weighing a mere 999 KG resulting in a phenomenal power to weight ration only Gods have POSSIBLY realised. It's the lightest car Lamborghini has ever produced.
Lamborghini claims a 0–100 km/h (0–62 mph) acceleration time of just 2.5 seconds. 

THAT'S BETTER THAN A CHEETAH & I LIKE CHEETAHS!

Wednesday, 31 July 2013

Music To Catch Fish By

I've been looking fo new music and kep delving into artists I knew. I went down the rout of collaborators with my favorites and found Dan The Automator. He provided the beats on Kool Keith's Dr Octogon album. Crazy trancy beats with Keith's usual descriptive lyrics. This track is from Automator's Bombay the Hard Way album, The Gambler.

Watch "R.D. Burman - The Great Gambler OST (Bombay The Hard Way)" on YouTube

Hope you enjoy!
As for the fish. Got a skinny one from the pond. Not sure if Juan likes her.... PS: just found out, the above mentioned album may have been removed from circulation due to copyright infringement of the original music by Kalyanji-Anandji Virji Shah, Bollywood composer duo from the 70's. Awesome!